The news, as we know, is an awesome source of hard hitting, true, sensationalized news. Here is a list of headlines related to your favorite mostly non-lethal weapon, the taser.

Man bursts into flames after Taser shock
Police Sodomize Man with Taser
Family Outraged After Officer Tasers then Shoots Their Puppy
Police use Taser on fake cougar
High school student who wouldn’t stop using cell phone Tasered
Cops taser pallbearer carrying dad’s casket
Policeman hits Epileptic New Mexican girl in head with Taser
Florida policewoman Tasers female shopper for yelling at her
Cop Accidentally Tasers Himself While Arresting Suspect (with video)

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Recently in Florida, a dolphin was released back into the wild and was attacked by sharks soon there after. The dolphin wasn’t killed by the sharks however, but its wounds were severe.

This reminds me of my pet cat when I was 12. His name was Arnold (after the Governator) and he was tough as nails; he was an outside cat. My mom had him neutered and he was roadkill within a week. Sad, but true.