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Most Ridiculous Taser Headlines

Paul — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:37:41 +0000

The news, as we know, is an awesome source of hard hitting, true, sensationalized news. Here is a list of headlines related to your favorite mostly non-lethal weapon, the taser.

Man bursts into flames after Taser shock
Police Sodomize Man with Taser
Family Outraged After Officer Tasers then Shoots Their Puppy
Police use Taser on fake cougar
High school student who wouldn’t stop using cell phone Tasered
Cops taser pallbearer carrying dad’s casket
Policeman hits Epileptic New Mexican girl in head with Taser
Florida policewoman Tasers female shopper for yelling at her
Cop Accidentally Tasers Himself While Arresting Suspect (with video)

Want more? See it at the source at McLOL

Dolphin Saved, Released, Sharked and Euthanized

Paul — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:35:59 +0000

Recently in Florida, a dolphin was released back into the wild and was attacked by sharks soon there after. The dolphin wasn’t killed by the sharks however, but its wounds were severe.

This reminds me of my pet cat when I was 12. His name was Arnold (after the Governator) and he was tough as nails; he was an outside cat. My mom had him neutered and he was roadkill within a week. Sad, but true.

America’s Most Trusted Newsman

Paul — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:35:57 +0000

With Walter Cronkite passing on, Time took it upon themselves to poll America and determine who is America’s most trusted newscaster now?

America’s new Most Trusted Newsman is… The results are in.

Shat on Palin

Paul — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:51:58 +0000

As my friend put it, “this makes me cry in my happy place.”

Weinermobile In Your Garage

Paul — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:18:55 +0000

I’ll park my Weinermobile in your garage.

via Fox News

Accident Waiting To Happen?

Paul — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:20:46 +0000

I don’t think this classifies as an accident waiting to happen. Thank goodness for the crack staff of some local news station for bringing us this important service message: Don’t leave manhole covers open because some oblivious dumb girl will fall in because she’s texting instead of looking where she’s walking.

World’s Uglist Dog Winner

Paul — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:30:51 +0000

World's Uglist Dog